Grab your nunchuk gun and cool glasses, Videlectrix’shotly anticipatedblockbusterDangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulatehas arrived.

Starring the hunky Strong Bad as the eponymous private eye slash crooked cop,Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulateis partially a remaster of a 2008 Flash game, half a bunch of new stuff, but all point-and-click. This game comes in hot with new animation, cutscenes, and voice acting. Adventuring has never been quite so…Dangeresque.

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Extravagant summary aside, I’ve been aHomestar Runnerfan since high school. Which, yes, was a very, very long time ago. The flash webtoon was one of the earliest influences on my writing style, and a lot of that is still with me. Unfortunately, editors don’t often like it when I deliberately mangle sentences or haphazardly mash words together to form clumsy new ones, so I have to pull my punches.

From what I remember of the originalRoomisode, it came out as sort of a teaser to the then-upcomingStrong Bad’s Cool Game For Attractive People. With this and the recent de-listing ofSBCGFAPfrom digital storefronts, I’m really hoping I wake up one day to news of aCool Gameremaster. But for now, I have theDangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulateto keep me warm at night.

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Looks like you’re gonna have to jump toSteamorItch.ioto pick up a PC version ofDangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate.

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